mt

my blog is great but have u seen my ass

posted on Sep 1st with 122,786 notes
via bradleypimpson and euo

twerkinturtle:

do you ever feel like there’s barely anyone in your city that listens to the same music you do but when you go to a concert you’re just like “where the fuck have you all been”

posted on Sep 1st with 81,198 notes
via ailtimelow and catmoobs

bueno:

babies dont deserve clear skin they dont even go to school

posted on Sep 1st with 187,872 notes
via bradleypimpson

There are 5 types of fear

cvroline:

1. Terror
2. Panic
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4. Username or password is incorrect
5. “We need to talk”

posted on Sep 1st with 549,934 notes
via punk-five-sos and cvroline

rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

posted on Sep 1st with 470,431 notes
via lipbitelucifer and soulgems

thelivingjen:

bluntbitch-xo:

terra-butt:

I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.

this is so sad omg

keep him keep your friend forever

evincibly:

am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it 

posted on Aug 31st with 58,036 notes
via ashtonyourein and evincibly

superwhohannilockpotter:

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

posted on Aug 31st with 106,441 notes
via shutuppluke and tweeckos

vinegod:

What High school looks like in commercials by Childish Brandino